Well, well, well… look who just tried to wander into a top-secret zone. We can neither confirm nor deny that Bigfoot is:

Reviewing restricted glitter formulas

Testing prototype confetti propulsion systems

Approving bunny ear disguise upgrades

Whispering “this is classified” into a walkie-talkie

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